A RICK SANTORUM PRESIDENCY

What theocracy will be like

At President Santorum’s Inauguration speech some very significant pronouncements were made; one of which was to declare America “A CHRISTIAN NATION” and the other was that marriage is only between a man and a woman. Other issues the newly elected President mentioned in his speech was the abolition of DADT and membership in the armed forces would exclude LGBT persons.

There were also references to the official change of the American flag…it will no longer have 50 stars because it will be replaced by a cross. The newly elected President stated: "The stars in our flag reflect 50 different and separate states and we are not that; we are a nation under God and the flag should show our unity in Christ.

English names will be reassigned for those with foreign ones; for example: California will become “HOT LAND”, Texas “TILES”, Nevada “SNOWY”, Los Angeles will become “THE ANGELS” and Boca Raton “RATS MOUTH”. 

Church membership and attendance will no longer be voluntary. By executive order, President Santorum will require anyone either employed by the government or receiving government benefits to become members of a CHRISTIAN church. There will be hundreds of thousands of new jobs for “MONITORS” who will take “ROLL CALL” every week. Anyone who fails to show up in church three Sabbaths in a row will not get their Privatized Social Security checks or their Welfare. (Welfare will be limited to those in the middle class who lose their jobs and only for a 12 month period of time) Poor people need not apply so that they will be forced to take on any shitty job.

Mandated prayer in public schools from kindergarten to 12^th grade. Schools will not be allowed to teach EVOLUTION but will replace it with INTELLIGENT DESIGN or Bible Studies, 

even though CREATIONISM is preferred. 

All public buildings will display the TEN COMMANDMENTS and a portrait of JESUS CHRIST alongside the President of the United States.

Bars and cocktail lounges will be ordered closed, liquor will only be sold to those who buy a license and it might cost $200.00 the proceeds of which will go to the Federal Government and 10% to the churches.

All revenues that the Federal Government receives will have a tithing, or 10% “donated” to Christian churches. 

Women should not work outside of the home; therefore college education for females will be discouraged and no Federal, State or Municipal jobs will be occupied by women. Labor unions will be outlawed and the President, taking the suggestion from Speaker Gingrich will fire all janitors and replace them with child labor.

Modesty in dress and behavior will be mandatory. Women can’t wear anything deemed skimpy or sexy; there will be “correct dress code guidelines” for them where they will wear long skirts and some kind of head cover to show their respect to God. Men will be prohibited from displaying their naked torsos and beach bathing will be discouraged, beach wear will be bathing suits for men and women that have long pants, long sleeves and a hood.

Every neighborhood will establish a committee for the “DEFENSE OF CHRISTIANITY” where the persons in charge will require residents of the nearby areas to report on all their activities, their contacts with other persons, and will be required to show the committee person a punched or stamped card that shows church attendance. 

All television and radio stations will be owned and operated by the government and will not have news or any other programming that does not reflect Christian Values. Tele-Evangelists will then get free access to all the radio and television stations to carry their message of goodwill and faith. 

A very strict curfew will be imposed in all cities; anyone venturing into the streets after a certain hour will only be excused if they are returning from a religious function or a prayer meeting. 

Border patrols and immigration will be increased and deportation of millions of “illegal aliens” will also take place. The workforce that will not be available then will be replaced with inmates that have committed minor infractions. The other hardened criminals will be devoid of any kind of accommodation or recreation. Solitary confinement would be increased and death sentences will be increased ten-fold as these will now include all those practicing homosexuals that are found to engage in same sex. Of course, upon the President taking office all same sex unions will be invalidated. 

 

Polygamy, bigamy and extra-marital affairs will be decriminalized to misdemeanors and not accepted as a reason for divorces. Divorces will only be granted to those whose partners do not accept Jesus into their lives. Rehabilitation programs will be established throughout the land to “cure” homosexuals and to convince non-believers that Jesus is the salvation and the only way.

The death penalty will now be required in all 50 states when individuals are found guilty of buggery, sodomy or engaging in homosexual sex.

Following a Supreme Court decision under duress that reaffirmed that "CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE" it also outlawed abortion, birth control and defined a human being from the time the egg is fertilized to have all the rights and protection of the law.

Administrators and managers will be assigned to cities and communities across the country; thereby eliminating the need for city government…mayors and councilmen would not be necessary as these administrators will have complete control and power of their local government.

Voting itself will be dramatically changed. Only those who own property will have that right…just like our Founding Fathers intended.

The Santorum cabinet may look like this:

Vice President Marco Rubio, Secretary of State Newt Gingrich, Secretary of Health and Education Tony Perkins, Secretary of the Treasury Grover Norquist, Ambassador to the United Nations Sarah Palin (a one year stint because the US will pull out of that international organization and request that their headquarters in New York be vacated)

Are you getting the picture? In comparison, the theocracy in Iran will be considered mild and liberal compared to the one in America.

So, go ahead, vote for the asshole and see our country lose all participatory democracy, individuality and the freedoms our Founding Fathers intended for us to have.

Are you angry yet?

SOURCES: http://kansas.inetgiant.com/raymondks/addetails/stained-glass-windows-raymond-illinois/12646075

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