WHAT IS THE FIRST THING GUYS DO RIGHT AFTER WAKING UP? - IT IS TAKING A PISS...TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LOOK INTO THE ART OF TAKING A PISS.
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I don’t know if you have ever run across a guy like this but I have…they are the type that goes to the bathroom with you to take a piss; they stand in front of the urinal, loosen their belt and unbutton or unzip the pants and pull out their cocks…which by the way are usually of a respectable size…then they take both arms and place them behind their neck and piss away.
There is no concern about their aim…they have it down pat, 
the stream is very strong, often copious and the damn thing is just hanging free ridding its owner of all that accumulated liquid. Some do variations of this; like for example they would lean both hands on the wall above the urinal or one hand on their hip and the other one on the wall.
Then there are the shy ones…they come in front of the urinal, right next to you, look down at your cock out of the corner of their eye and then turn a little to deny you a look at their dicks…or they might even get smack close, so close they are actually coming in contact with that dirty urinal…they don’t care, as long as you won’t see their wieners.
Arguably, this is one activity two men can partake together that two women absolutely cannot.
Then you have the smoker…he will sometimes leave the cigarette hanging from his mouth, very unsightly if you ask me, the other is the kind that will keep the cigarette between his index and center finger. Rarely do you see one that holds the cigarette and the cock with the same hand…there is a reason for that…the piss may splatter and put out the cigarette.
You may also encounter the guy who goes to the tea room with you just to admire your dick or to watch you pee. They are unique because many of them if you get right down to it would not touch your cock or suck it or may not even be gay…just curious and admiring…those are, in my opinion, just weird dudes.
You also have the “male bonding” trip to the pissoir...or it could be out in the open…it is communal pissing, where two or more guys pull out their cocks and relieve themselves…curiously, there is an interesting play back and forth with the streams as they make them cross and hit on purpose or they would direct it to just one spot on the ground and both streams are intent on hitting the same target.
Once in a great while you will run into a shower queen…they can be seen sitting on the floor right in front of the urinal or beside it, hoping that when you pee you will direct the stream their way and “baptize them”. These I have to admit I just don’t quite understand. I have seen one guy in a suit, very respectable and good looking sitting on the floor next to the row of urinals just waiting for somebody to provide him with his kicks…I did do it…I complied when he asked me to piss on him…and I did it because I kind of felt animosity towards 
him…here was a drop dead gorgeous guy, with a very expensive suit on, he was clean cut and looked so very prosperous. And yet he had the need for this type of thing…I think it is a need for humiliation…you readers can correct me if I am wrong.
There are many nuances involved with the etiquette of pissing…If you go as a group you are to pee silently…to do otherwise could be misconstrued as “much too friendly” in the multiple piss exercise.
I have been in a stall, and I tend to look through the crack between the door and the stall wall…often because I am hoping I get a guy to look my way or see if they are actually “shaking it a little too much”. But I have seen three guys, very loud and vivacious come into the tea room and once in front of the urinal they become eerily quiet.
The washing of the hands can be a very complex and 
methodical endeavor. There you will see some who will soap excessively, will rub and rub as if they had just touched a rotting carcass. Then there are some who just don’t wash at all.
There is an old joke that tells of a man strangled in a public restroom. The attendant sitting just outside didn’t hear anything or heard anything; when interviewed by the police he did tell them that there had only been three guys at the time of the murder and one was American, one Cuban and the third was French. The detective was puzzled and asked him how did he know their nationalities…the attendant said: “Well, the first man walked in, took a piss and washed his hands…he was American…the second man was Cuban because he came in and didn’t wash his hands afterward”. The detective then asked: “And the last one, why do you think he was French?” Attendant: “well he comes in, washes his hands then takes a piss and walks out”.
SHAME ON YOU GUYS…THAT’S WHAT’S KILLING ALL THE FISH!
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