THE GAY EXTRAVAGANZA

The gay extravaganza in Eagle Pass

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By Richard de Orizaba

I have kept in touch with the dancer-escorts that came to Preston’s yacht party and also with porn star Kyle-Matt.

He returned to the U.S. after a few months in England and is now in Los Angeles filming some porn. He had an engagement in Houston and then would have a few days off. He asked me if it would be ok to meet on private terms, not business. In other words, he wanted a date with me. So I suggested that I had some business in Houston coming up and I could schedule to fly on the corporate jet and have him return with me to Eagle Pass and spend a few days together. Kyle-Matt was thrilled. He accepted and we arranged our schedules to coincide.

I also told him that since it would be during Pride Week that I should schedule some activities to include him and that way he could also get paid some extra money.

I scheduled a Pride Day extravaganza and closed the restaurant for the day just for the event. We sold tickets ahead of time and at the time I handed the whole thing over to go to Houston we had over one thousand $20.00 tickets sold that included the drag show and dinner. It would have to be done twice as the banquet hall only accommodates 500 people, so two shows it had to be.

I had some of the best drag queens in Texas and the hottest male dancers including Bubba from the party and paid them very well to come to Eagle Pass. There were hundreds of queens coming from miles around. Preston and his entourage from Corpus came, some of my friends from San Antonio and others from Austin. Even the mayor of Eagle Pass suggested we should have an afternoon parade, the first one to be held in Eagle Pass. I then got a flat bed trailer and some decorators and florists together and they fabricated this fabulous float, at no expense to me since they all raised the funds for the parade.

The First Eagle Pass Gay Pride Parade. It was a sight to see, sleepy, backwards Eagle Pass was coming of age. The parade was led by “Dykes on Bikes”, a group of about 50 diesel dykes on their Harleys making the most deafening noise. Some came from as far away as San Antonio and made a big party afterwards, it was followed by this gigantic rainbow flag that was 20’ wide and 300’ long, then came the entourage from the Human Rights Campaign who also had set up a booth in front of my restaurant and across Las Aguilas Mall. It was followed by the only other float: the local florist got a flat bed and filled it with flowers and plants and in between, all dispersed and appearing in loin cloths were ten of the most beautiful boys with jungle dress and paint over their bodies. That too was a sight to see.

Following was our float that Cavalier constructed. It featured a gigantic Spanish fan that opened and closed, all embroidered in flowers and seeds in the style of the Rose Bowl. In the float I had all the dancers that were to perform that night and as the Parade’s Master of Ceremonies I had Kyle-Matt ride in an open convertible that was provided by a local car dealership. I also had three of my newly renovated classic cars and at the end of the parade I had the Mayor and Wife ride on an open convertible.

The parade was not without controversy. The local Preacher from the Baptist Church thought it would

be cute to protest with a dozen other religious fanatics bearing signs. As I walked along the parade, he recognized me and started to yell curses and insults. I went to where he was and confronted him. I told him: “Listen you mother fucking fanatic, you have no right to pass judgment on any one, you not only have the wrong interpretation of the Bible but you are going to hell faster than any of us here in this parade because you preach hatred and discrimination. So I suggest you take your signs and shove them up your ass and keep your Goddamn mouths shut. After all, all you fucking preachers do is take money away from the poor people while you provide Sunday entertainment. I on the other hand provide employment to thousands in the Eagle Pass area and dump millions of dollars into our economy; I tell you what; I am going to suggest that all of our employees, some of which are your church members, their families and friends to spread the word and boycott your church and see how long you can stay in business spewing hatred and preaching division. I am sure if Jesus Christ himself came down among us he would condemn you faster than us”. The whole confrontation including my little speech was caught on camera by a local TV station and it was broadcasted nationwide with my obscenities bleeped out. The following weekend I organized a demonstration to picket the church and over three hundred showed up. The good preacher never gave us any more trouble again.

Kyle-Matt was just wonderful. I got to have him all to myself and rewarded me with a load full which I swallowed very readily in private for a few hours. He is really a nice guy and really hot in bed. He let me suck him and rewarded me with a mouthful of cock and a cup of British liquid manhood.

Male Dancers Extravaganza

All the pieces fell in place. It was a very fortuitous coincidence that there were three male dance troops performing in Texas all about the same period of time. I did not know if I could pull it through but I did my best and it all materialized in one extraordinary affair at the Cavalier Hall.

First I had heard of this comedy dance troop and had seen them on television and I thought they were hysterically funny. They were performing in San Antonio over the weekend of the fourth of July.

Then there was a touring all male dance troop out of Las Vegas that had a couple of engagements over the fourth of July in Austin. Then the largest one was performing in Houston and they were out of New York City. I contacted all the agents and after haggling over prices and costs of lodging and the like, since they thought Eagle Pass is situated in a foreign country, I was able to arrange all three groups for a performance in the big hall which holds or can actually hold 1,500 people.

We started to advertise and within two weeks we were sold out. Not only were we sold out for the performance, but the restaurant could not take any more dinner reservations even if we were to have the tables turn over three times that night. It was truly a dream come true.

There were people coming from all over the state. A lot of reservations I noticed had the San Antonio phone area code. Also a great many came from Corpus and quite a few from Austin. And of course the queens around McAllen were out of their minds with enthusiasm. This is the third significant event I have been able to bring to town. The first two was a ballet by a world renowned ballet troop and the other was the Minneapolis Symphony and that event we held at the stadium and it was admission free.

The opening was done by the dancers from Vegas. They were seven and total dolls. The crowd went crazy. I thought we were going to have a riot in our hands as these dancers mingled and teased the public, doing lap dances and very suggestive movements in their routine that includes a lot of audience participation.

This was followed by the comedy dancers and they all come out dressed as ballerinas and if I may say so, they are as good as any professional ballerinas only they are guys who are damn good dancers injecting comedy in their dance. It was absolutely hysterical. The standing ovation lasted over five minutes.

To close the event, the larger New York troop performed from portable platforms that were brought in during the intermission. At that point all chairs were withdrawn and the public was to stand around and just go from one platform to the other just watching these guys dance. The platforms were ten feet off the floor so that when the public came back into the hall after complimentary cocktails were served in the bar and lobby area, the dancers were already in place by the time the audience returned.

The audience was encourage to take off their clothes as well and just run around in their skivvies or swimsuits as we advertised that a foam machine would be functioning towards the end of the affair and they were warned that it would be wet.

The performance was a resounding success. All the dancers were very pleased with the way everything went. There were some that said that this was even better than performing in some of the big cities they had just been in.

The party continued at my house after the performance. I had our restaurant cater the affair and our bartenders were all in g-strings and a bow tie, that is all they wore as well as the waiters, they were picked because of either the big bulges they had or the nice asses. They knew fully well that they were to work practically naked and they loved it.

I know that many of my waiters ended up in bed with some of the dancers. The ones who did not were a couple who were in relationships and did not partake of the activities. But thanks to them we were able to keep the party going since everyone began to engage in making out or even sex out in the open and we lost six of the waiters that way. The four that were left out of the ten carried the night for us.

In reality, a lot of the pairing up started at Cavalier Hall and it continued at my house. We must have had over 150 guests. Of course I made sure that the ones who got invitations were attractive; I did not want this to be a smorgasbord for the benefit of the old queens.

The party got started as the guest began to arrive from the performance around ten thirty. It was going full blast by eleven and at eleven thirty we had a band come and play. When they were finished around midnight, we had a mariachi band come and give us a serenade and they left as most of them were straight. I think they were a little bit scared and somewhat startled when they say so many naked and semi naked men around. But they had performed for us many times before and I happen to know they were not homophobic.

All together we had over thirty stay over or just pass out. Most of the dancers did sleep over and I made sure that they got bedrooms. After all, my house has twelve, not including mine. And mine had two of the dancers and another twink that I paired up with. We ended up having a magnificent sex session. All through the house you could hear moaning and panting and the sounds of guys getting fucked. It was absolutely divine.

This was Cavalier Hall as the last dancers were performing. A few minutes after this shot was taken, the bubbles started to come out and the whole place became one foam covered sea of naked or semi naked men. Many of the guys paired up at the place during the foam spray ceremony. The ones that were coming to the party started to leave about this time. I understand that most of the audience remained until around midnight when we announced last call for liquor.

I tricked with this one dancer who had the most magnificent cock. It was thick, uncut and about nine inches. I sucked him off and then he went back to the party and I saw him making out with a couple of the twinks.

There were a couple of circle jerks I observed during the party and I participated in one of them and of course I was the cum depository. I made sure I drank every drop that fell on my body.