Just sayin’…why they don’t show their jewels

I think because there is not much to show

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Have you ever seen this hunk of a guy, muscles all over the place with a face that would make any Gentleman’s Quarterly model envious and they are always wearing some kind of g-string or a very skimpy posing jock strap but never show any genitalia? Have you ever noticed some of these guys who are drop-dead gorgeous and totally nude but a thigh is in the way or a hand? You don’t even see a bulge on some of these.

Well my dears, wonder no more; it is simply because there is not much to show and they know it. Surely the photographer may not want to insult them and will take pictures of them in a full frontal nude position but will never use them…the photographer will discard those.

I know it is disappointing to many to see a 6’4” dude with muscles up the kazoo and not anatomically proportionate…it is as if nature gave them the body and deprived them the cojones.

There are those with the gorgeous bodies who really don’t care…they know they are under-hung but since they are bottoms anyhow they are more than happy to flaunt their rear ends. I like those very much. I mean, what would life be like without bottoms?

But even if they are bottoms, I want them to have some serious stuff down there. Why? because I love to suck them while I fuck them. They get off on that and I am still limber enough that I can bend that far…but if they are too small then maybe I can’t reach it with my mouth.

One of the most memorable fucks I ever had was at the old Club Baths in Fort Lauderdale when they were still located on Broward Blvd. I had a room and I was reclining on the bed when the most gorgeous creature on the face of the planet walks by my door and looks in; he stopped, hesitated a little, then looked again. He was this hunk of a man, around thirty years old and a body builder…I swear he was as big across as he was tall…well, maybe I’m exaggerating a little…but you’ve seen the type…I call them the wasp waist with the enormous thighs, huge torsos and bubble butts. Their asses are the kind you can bounce a coin or if they are so inclined they could crack an egg between their ass cheeks.

This dude was good looking beyond expectations and he comes in halfway into the room and asked me if I wanted company. I didn’t say anything because I didn’t want to appear too eager but at that point I would have pulled him in and locked the door.

He started to play with my cock which is a very respectable size and then began to suck it. Before long he got on the bed and before I even knew it he was sitting on my cock and riding it like you do one of those mechanical bulls. The guy was a total bottom and I figured out why…when I went to grab his cock there was hardly anything there. I mean, if they gave him four inches he wouldn’t have two. So I just fucked the daylights out of that bubble butt and got my fill of worshiping his body.

He shot his wad twice while I was fucking him…the first ejaculation he had without even touching himself and the second he was jerking off….with two fingers! But for me it was like a dream come true.

Sometimes you get the surprise of your life when you see a rather scrawny dude, thin as a rail and hopelessly undernourished and then you run into him in the shower and there is a third leg…a cock that is hanging down way past the middle of his thigh…your eyes open wide and your jaw drops and it hits your chest…how you would then like to get your mouth around that anaconda.