I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS

I am sure that most of you have encountered this awkward situation or maybe all of them.

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You have been cruising this guy at the gym…he is built and gorgeous but he doesn’t give you the time of day. Then one day, while you are in the shower, he comes in and positions himself across from your shower and begins to play with himself. You notice that he has a very nice cock, and that even though he is pretending not to see you he is aware you are looking. Finally he looks at you and says: “you want some of this?” And you are thrilled…you go to his shower stall, kneel and begin to suck his dick. Within a couple of minutes; you sense that your efforts are paying off because he is breathing heavier and emitting moaning sounds. An orgasm is on the way then this gorgeous god pulls his dick out and pushes your head away with force and shoots his wad to the side and on to the floor. That is like telling me that I am not good enough for his seed.

Or you are a top and you really dig fucking guys in the ass. Sometimes these bottoms are not always clean and how disappointing it is that as you begin to penetrate his bum hole you meet resistance…from a turd!

But I think the most disgusting feeling is when that bottom who is not always clean has very soft feces in his ass and when you are done with your orgasm; you pull your cock out to see it brown and soiled with shit. You feel like slapping the son of a bitch across the face…tell them: “You lousy bitch, if you are going to get fucked, the least you could do is douche”

LIKE TWO SHIPS PASSING IN THE NIGHT

You are at the train station and the train you are about to get on is late…so said the announcement on the loudspeaker. Then you look across the tracks and on the platform on the other side you see this real hot dude; your eyes meet and there was attraction for sure…on both sides. You then climb the stairs, cross the bridge and when you get to the platform the train is departing and he is on it. If only he had waited and not boarded the train.

Or you are at the airport waiting at the gate to get on your flight; everyone is already making the line for check in but they have to wait for an arriving flight to allow all the passengers to get through the corridor. You look to see if there are many people left and all you notice is this drop-dead gorgeous guy walking towards you pulling a carry-on. When he gets close enough he flashes a smile and as he gets even closer he winks. He is the last of the passengers getting off and the line now begins to move and you hand in your ticket…that one got away too.