Saturday, April 23, 2011

Awkward, inconvenient and weird things



Something we seldom read about or see blogs displaying


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Throughout my blog I think that I have made it very clear some of the things that are unpleasant to me. As I pride myself of being very open minded and refrain from criticizing or passing judgment on others…when it comes to my preferences and my dislikes I am steadfast and continue to hold the same feelings about certain things.


Among one of the things I find terribly unpleasant is that of smegma. When I have gone down on an uncut dude and I pull back the skin and there is that whitish-yellowish residue that stinks…I am instantly turned off. I have on several occasions got out of the bed, put on my clothes and left.




The other one I would like to talk about is flatulence. I have been on both sides of this embarrassing situation. I once had a dude sucking my dick and he was actually a good cock sucker when all of a sudden I felt that I had a fart on its way. I pulled his head off my dick and told him I had to go to the bathroom. But I never made it…right about the time I reached the bathroom door…there it went…one loud, gross and smelly fart.


The other time I was performing oral sex on a dude and he actually farted…but he had one of those silent ones…you know the kind…they sort of escape the pucker with a silent hiss or just flow out. The stench was unreal and I also put on my clothes and left.




Lastly, the issue of a soiled cock…when you pull your dick out of somebody’s ass…there it is…brown and full of feces. It is to me one of the most disgusting things that can happen during sex. Yet, there are those who have fetishes about it and will get off on smearing, smelling and even eating it…I will never understand that.



On another fateful attempt at eating this guy’s hairy ass…and I love to eat those and then fuck them…I parted his ass cheeks and there they were…clinging, hanging from his ass hairs were two dingleberries like ornaments on a Christmas tree..



Some terms we should all be familiar with:

Coprophagia is the sexually arousing consumption of feces, from the Greek κόπρος copros ("feces") and φαγεν phagein ("to eat"). Not surprisingly, coprophagia is very popular in Greece. Also, not a surprise, it is widespread in police.

Eproctophilia is a fetish that involves sexual arousal with flatulence. Much like scat, only the sickest of sick fucks enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of coprophilia and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on cakes and other food items.

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