4-28 HAPPY HOUR IN PUERTO VALLARTA – A BAR HOPPING EXPERIENCE AND LOTS OF MEXICAN EYE CANDY

It’s cocktail hour so why don’t we go bar hopping in Puerto Vallarta…there are at least two dozen gay bars with lots of locals and tourists?

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I don’t know if I had mentioned this; but I have a time share in Puerto Vallarta and we make it over there every year around Thanksgiving. Our timeshare is fabulous, 2 bedrooms located right on the beach next to “The blue chairs”. But the night life is absolutely amazing. You have so many options: from a piano bar with participatory singing (which I love because invariably I will end up belching a song or two) to the more sleazy clubs, some of which even have back rooms where anything and everything happens.

What would Mexican nights be without Mariachis?

We usually start the late afternoon by the pool with drinks while watching the sun commit suicide over the horizon. The night is refreshing after a scorching day at the beach and you take a quick shower, get into your bar hopping clothes…or your slut outfit and off to town you go. The walk from my time share is short and within a few blocks there are a good dozen bars, one just as much fun as the next.

I invited two of the dancers to my apartment and they were very accommodating…if you get my drift. They performed for me and it was terrific. One of them was married and had a child and danced to make a living; the other one did it for fun and also worked for one of P.V.’s escort services which I will not promote because I had two bad experiences with them…the first one was a scrawny kid with a big cock and terrible bad breath and the other one was a little overweight but he actually had tits. I ask for pictures now.

The Blue Chairs