Another one bites the dust

My very own fag hag Connie gets married

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by Paco Prado

My girlfriend Connie, or I should say my very own fag hag Connie is getting married. What a trip! The reason this causes a bit of consternation is that Connie is marrying a porn star. This guy is straight all right but there is no way in hell he is going to be monogamous. We all know it and Connie knows it. She is in denial right now and he has abandoned the porn business.

I will say this for the son of a bitch, he is one hot dude. He has the face of Adonis and the body of Michelangelo’s David only his cock is much bigger in proportion than that of the statue’s. Although Aramis is straight, he has done a lot of gay photo sessions for us and has even had his dick sucked for the camera. He says he didn’t enjoy it but I beg to differ. I think that any guy, no matter how straight, when they are getting their cock sucked the feeling and pleasure they get makes them forget the sex of the person whose mouth is sucking them. A blow job is a blow job.

Connie is no blushing flower either. At 32 she is a bit older than most brides even though she has never been married. This is due to her having wasted so much time with gay guys and after she befriends them she ends up falling in love with them.

Since I have known Connie, she has gone through at least ten fags. I have been the only one that she has been able to keep as a friend for over ten years now.

I feel kind of guilty because if it had not been for me they wouldn’t have met. We had to go to a porn awards ball and Connie didn’t have a date. I of course would be taking Brian; so I could not take her. I had to meet with some of the cast for a planning session and they all came over the house. There were 10 of the most handsome guys and 3 of the girls. I told Connie “There, you can have your pick, there are ten gorgeous guys with big cocks, just ask the one you like best to the ball to go with you”, and she was head over heels for “Montana Dick” as Jim was called in the porn business.

My boyfriend Brian

Fortunately for Connie, Jim was at the pinnacle of his career in porn and he knew he had to step away soon. Jim was not a dummy, he had a degree in accounting and he was already working as a freelance auditor when they met. She agreed to marry him under the condition that he'd leave the porn movie business. It wasn’t hard for him to do since he was about ready to call it a day anyhow. He had made fabulous films and was paid handsomely. I know that being an accountant he did not fritter away his money.

Jim was in one of the films I did and he played a gardener that gets involved with this desperate housewife and he ended up in bed with her and her husband. I played the husband and it was a very hot bisexual movie. Some of the scenes are so arousing that it caused some eyebrows to be raised; like for example in the movie there is a scene where the woman is on top of Jim with his dick up her cunt and I reach from behind and fuck her in the ass. She is getting it in both holes; then in the closing scene Jim is fucking her and I am eating her pussy at the same time, positioned right under her while she is being fucked. Then he said “I’m cumming, I’m cumming” and I said: “give it to me, don’t waste your seed on this slut” and he pulls out his dick from her cunt and inserts it in my mouth and just rams it all the way into my throat. The scene changes position and you see him standing with his dick deep inside my mouth and in the foreground me just jacking off my cock as it shoots my legendary geyser shot; when the cumming scene is over, the camera goes to my face with his dick still in my mouth and there is all this cum spilling out of the sides of my mouth. The next thing you see is the bitch licking the jizz from my face.

Our film was nominated for an award; sadly it didn’t win but that scene with Aramis fucking her and cumming in my mouth was part of the clip they used to announce the film’s nomination. Connie and Aramis were in the audience of course and Connie leaned over and whispered in Aramis’ ear: “Is that really you? Honey, you can do that to me any time you want” Aramis’ response was: “How about tonight after this?”

Scenes from the movie where Aramis’ cock is sucked by two dudes.

They left the awards ceremony and fucked right in the limo. Two weeks later, they were engaged!

Aramis looked scrumptious, even prettier than Connie

The wedding came soon enough and Aramis asked me to be his best man. I thought that was an honor since he had so many other dudes he could have chosen…particularly some of his old fraternity brothers.

I don’t look bad in a tux…of course nobody can recognize me with my clothes on!

I did one of Aramis’ fraternity brothers in the men’s room

And one of the groom’s men after the reception

The wedding was lovely and there were a few moments of humor…when Connie’s dad walked her down the aisle he was carrying a shotgun…that just about had everyone rolling with laughter.

It has been a while now since the wedding. Connie and Aramis made out like bandits. They played that game where people pin money on the groom and the bride and they took in over $3,000. I gave them a trip to Aruba as their honeymoon present. They had planned on going to Saint Disney instead.