CREDIT CARDS AND ATMs DON’T WORK, GROCERY STORES ARE EMPTY, NOBODY ACCEPTS CHECKS EITHER…WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?
That gold you bought when Glenn Beck and Fox were scaring you to death because they said that an economic crisis was going to do away with your wealth? Well it simply isn’t worth one fourth of what you actually paid…that is if you can find somebody who will buy it.
So you have good credit…after all you have millions in the bank and you go to the bank to use the ATM and it no longer works. Your bank is still open but they had a run on it last week…all the deposits were withdrawn…the bank had to close its doors and the government put a moratorium on all withdrawals.
So then you resort to your credit card…try to buy some groceries…wait, there is still one grocery store that has not been looted…you go, pick up some meat, some stale bread and a few cans…no milk or fresh vegetables since trucks are not delivering these days…you go to the cashier and you try to use your credit card…you are out of luck… credit cards are no longer accepted anywhere.
You think you are going to go crazy…what is one to do? You are now in worse shape than those homeless people you saw living in the underpass on your way to the store. But you are not used to such inconveniences, after all, you are rich and you are a Republican for crying out loud…this can’t be happening in America…it shouldn’t be happening to you.
Then you realize that you are one of the last ones to be affected by the crisis…everyone else has been suffering for years…first it was the jobs lost…most of which went overseas in what the Republicans thought would be a great deal for business…why not? Take the jobs in manufacturing and communications and give them to Pakistanis or Indians…they will work for much less.
Then the manufacturing centers began closing, systematically and at a steady pace…it started during the Reagan years…went on as the government was even providing incentives for companies to shut down their manufacturing of goods and setting up shop elsewhere abroad.
Your maid didn’t show up because there is no public transportation and she has children but there is no school because the schools had to close due to a budget crisis. Your gardener has been sent back to Guatemala and you really don’t even know how to start your lawn mower. The security gates in your gated private and secure community don’t work either because there are no security guards there now…they don’t want to risk their lives for minimum wage. The barriers don’t go up and down anymore…they have been damaged.
All the food in your freezer has spoiled because of the blackouts that now last more than 12 hours. The water only comes about two hours each day and it is brown and brackish. You sit in your back porch and towards the horizon you see that there are fires burning near downtown...all the stores being looted and no firemen or police to prevent it.
But at least you got a great deal of relief from Bush when he cut your taxes…you were able to keep almost all of it…why with the help of your clever accountant and all the loopholes he found for you the amounts you paid all those years was almost laughable…laughing all the way to the bank you went…and now…you are crying coming back from the bank…give me a fucking break you insensitive, selfish Republican fat cat.
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