ABOUT FASHION AND TORN 501’S

THE ONE SUBJECT I KNOW THE LEAST

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By Kevin McLean

I want to make it sufficiently clear that I am the least qualified person to speak about fashion. I detest the fastidious and tortuous tribal knowledge and the observance of rules and trends. I can tell you that when it comes to fashion they might as well take my gay card away…I am absolutely clueless as to what is fashionable and what is cool. I can however after agonizing over choices and making the biggest fashion faut pas what not to do and what not to wear.

I made Bonita scream in an outrage over what I was wearing one day: I actually had a pair of stripped pants and a shirt with squares or plaid. She almost had a cow.

If you have been following this blog and reading the entries about my stories you probably have gathered that I am not a natty dresser, I am somewhat laid back and wear what is comfortable and sensible. I have never bought anything because of the designer label…those don’t impress me at all. I look for quality and good craftsmanship and I also tend to go with more rugged and distressed looking garments.

My favorite articles of clothing are these worn out, torn and hole ridden 501 jeans that I wear constantly. Why do I wear them? Because they accentuate my bubble butt and also make my crotch basket a lot more prominent. Then the strategically placed holes, some of which are there not because I made them but because the bleach and frequent washing have made the material very vulnerable.

I can however tell you that I know what things are presently not in fashion: bell bottom pants, polyester suits, mullet haircuts, afros, wing tip shoes, and the Gothic-Mohawks are also passé.

I hate breaking in a new pair of jeans…I loath that feel and that look. I am actually not happy until they are a little faded and if they actually have a hole or two then I consider them ready to wear.

And here is one of my favorites: Marco Dapper

Of course, there are some dudes that can even wear loose fitting jeans and look good in them

Me wearing torn jeans

Me

My all time favorite: Daniel David McKee

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“HERE ADAM, I HAVE A DELICIOUS FRUIT FOR YOU”

“FUCK YOU STEVE, THE LAST TIME SOME CHICK NAMED EVE GAVE ME ONE OF THOSE I NEVER HEARD THE END OF IT FOR THE NEXT 20,000 YEARS”

“SO, STEVE, SHOVE THAT FUCKING THING UP YOUR ASS”