What defines us? Do we buy into labels and stereotyping?
By Kevin McLean
My friend Richard de Orizaba says they are going to take away my gay card. He has reason to believe that I am a latent heterosexual. Richard is the ultimate stud, just looking at him naked when you travel to his genital area you realize that he is one in a million. He is so well endowed that the guy walks around with so much confidence and is totally out of the closet, publicly in his home town of Eagle Pass and in the business world.
You see, I am one of those jocks. I work out at the gym, I play sports, I like to do butch things. I am constantly seeking thrills like bungee jumping, or rock climbing. One of my favorite things is to play soccer on Saturday mornings. I have even dabbled into boxing, not wrestling, into it at all.
Among the things I am not and don’t like: I hate Broadway musicals, I don’t like Judy Garland, I can’t arrange flowers or decorate a room; I have no sense of color coordination or even think that fashion is important. I am not into Hollywood celebrities and the gossip. I am rarely aware of any Hollywood star’s latest divorce or scandal. I really could give a shit about smelling good; I never use deodorant and often I go three or four days without shaving. I never comb my hair and certainly would not shave my body or change the color of my hair. I have no talent for doing make up on other people or any idea how to cut or style hair. Hairdressing is not one of my first choices as a way to make a living…I would starve at it.
And I am as gay as a goose. Queer as a three dollar bill, homosexual, cock sucker, fuck me in the ass and fly the banner in the wind: BIG MOTHER FUCKING BOTTOM. I know for a fact that I am better in bed than most women. I can satisfy my man and leave him wanting a repeat performance.
I suck cock and I am able to swallow penises that exceed ten inches, I get them deep down in my throat and I do a technique my friend Richard taught me: I GARGLE ON THEIR COCK HEADS. When I have a big cock up my ass I can also milk it better than one of those milking machines at the dairy farm. I have contractions in my ass cavity that actually massages a penis better than the hand would.
So, when I hear all this fucking nonsense of stereotyping gays I get fuming mad. The fucking heterosexual homophobes don’t know what the fuck they are talking about. When they talk to me, with my deep voice and lack of any feminine mannerisms, they are misled into thinking that I am straight. Because I use profanity profusely, that even confirms it for them. But I like to shock the shit out of someone who has just either made a derogatory remark about gay people or made a comment that offends me and my gay brethren; I bite them in their egos and chew them a new asshole. They are left with their jaws hitting their chests in sheer bewilderment.
“So, I just heard you say that you don’t think that gay people should hold hands in public, that you say you find offensive? Listen to this you mother fucking homophobe, not only would I hold hands in public but I will kiss my boyfriend right in front of you and I really could give a flying fuck what you think” That gets their attention.
“You think you are better than gay people because you stick your dick in a dirty cunt? You think that because I get fucked in the ass God is going to send me to hell? You are going to hell a lot faster than I am because of the hate and discrimination that spews out of your mouth, you fucking asshole” And with that I close the issue. They are left without an answer. Some might want to get physical with me and might want to fight me, but I have an imposing physique and they know I can beat the shit out of them if I wanted to. So, I have no tolerance for bullies.
"Until those in power learn that we indeed are not a bunch of limp wristed pantie waists willing to bend over so they can shove hate up our collective asses, we will never be equal."
Uncle Gerry, 6/25/2009 http://nichevo-gerrym0527.blogspot.com/
Said Obama: "The first thing we need to do is make real the words of your charter and eradicate prejudice, bigotry, and discrimination among citizens of the United States. I understand there may be a temptation among some to think that discrimination is no longer a problem in 2009. And I believe that overall, there probably has never been less discrimination in America than there is today. But make no mistake: the pain of discrimination is still felt in America. By African-American women paid less for doing the same work as colleagues of a different color and a different gender. By Latinos made to feel unwelcome in their own country. By Muslim Americans viewed with suspicion simply because they kneel down to pray to their God. By our gay brothers and sisters, still taunted, still attacked, still denied their rights. On the 45th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act, discrimination must not stand. Not on account of color or gender; how you worship or who you love. Prejudice has no place in the United States of America."
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